billion dolla' woman....
It has recently come to my attention that everyone's second favorite African AmeriCAN talk show host(second only to montel) Oprah, earns 385 million dollars a year.
How. The. Fuck. can a person earn 385 million dollars a year? This alone makes me think that there should be a salary cap on humans. While discussing this outrageous figure with my girlfiend she stuck up for Oprah and said "It's not like she didn't work for it..." yep, she's working quite hard I'm sure.
Let me explain something, Oprah, you can no longer be this common folk person who talks about losing socks in the dryer ya'll, or how your over indulgence in that rough neck neighborhood corner store's oatmeal cream pies is puttin' the pounds on ya y'all, or how you get stuck in traffic during rush hour (we know you have a helecopter). You know what, Oprah, at this point you can't even complain about having to wipe your own ass, can ya? This woman is off the charts. While discussing this with a co-worker, he said "well, she donates a lot every year..." donating a lot of 385 million dollars is donating 384 million dollars a year, that is a lot.
Let me see if I have this correct, the woman who became famous and worked her way up from middle America by interviewing celebrities has become even more of a celebrity than anyone she's ever interviewed, with tons more money to prove it.
I think if I were ever that rich I would fill an indoor swimming pool up with gold coins and swim in it like scrooge mcduck.
She should donate to the state of california, I heard that they will be broke in less than a few months, what about the United States, I hear our government could use a donation. Oprah could fund our Anti-terrorism unit, if she was so inclined, she could directly fund terrorism, like WORLD terrorism.
People who make that much money have to agree that it's clearly excessive. Kudos to her for somehow getting to that point but fuck, 385 million could put a dent in poverty in our country. If I were to ever meet Oprah, I'd ask her to live one year of her life on what she already has and donate a years salary to the good people of the United States, like me.
How. The. Fuck. can a person earn 385 million dollars a year? This alone makes me think that there should be a salary cap on humans. While discussing this outrageous figure with my girlfiend she stuck up for Oprah and said "It's not like she didn't work for it..." yep, she's working quite hard I'm sure.
Let me explain something, Oprah, you can no longer be this common folk person who talks about losing socks in the dryer ya'll, or how your over indulgence in that rough neck neighborhood corner store's oatmeal cream pies is puttin' the pounds on ya y'all, or how you get stuck in traffic during rush hour (we know you have a helecopter). You know what, Oprah, at this point you can't even complain about having to wipe your own ass, can ya? This woman is off the charts. While discussing this with a co-worker, he said "well, she donates a lot every year..." donating a lot of 385 million dollars is donating 384 million dollars a year, that is a lot.
Let me see if I have this correct, the woman who became famous and worked her way up from middle America by interviewing celebrities has become even more of a celebrity than anyone she's ever interviewed, with tons more money to prove it.
I think if I were ever that rich I would fill an indoor swimming pool up with gold coins and swim in it like scrooge mcduck.
She should donate to the state of california, I heard that they will be broke in less than a few months, what about the United States, I hear our government could use a donation. Oprah could fund our Anti-terrorism unit, if she was so inclined, she could directly fund terrorism, like WORLD terrorism.
People who make that much money have to agree that it's clearly excessive. Kudos to her for somehow getting to that point but fuck, 385 million could put a dent in poverty in our country. If I were to ever meet Oprah, I'd ask her to live one year of her life on what she already has and donate a years salary to the good people of the United States, like me.
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