American Gladiatiors, Holy Shit

Dude, are you freaking kidding me?! I thought this thing was going to be a bust but I couldnt be more wrong. Unfortunately I didnt get to see both nights but what I did see left me wanting more.

The Hulkster and Laila Ali are cool(I guess), the contenders put up a good show but the real story here is the Gladiators. The following is what I thought about a few of them at first sight .

The Men
Titan- Apparently he's the only person who is a carryover from the original series. The dude is HUGE but he looks like he's made of plastic. Weird and scary(but not like "I'm scared of him hurting me", It's more like a "This guy will give kids bad dreams" kinda thing)

Mayhem- Dude looks like a tranny.

Wolf- Are you serious? this guy looks like Joe Dirt on steriods wearing color contacts. Please.

Justice- 6'8 290... Scary. A haircut straight out of the movie Running Man, not so scary.

The Women
Crush- Ok... WOW! I totally have a crush on Crush. (pun INtended) I'm not even going to front on this. The chick is bangin(thats right folks, I'm from Northeast Philly. We still use that word). I did a little googling and it turns out shes an MMA fighter... that makes her even hotter!

Venom- Hard to tell if shes hot. I want to say she is but I just can't tell. I think shes what some would call a gem from afar

Fury- 5head but she could still kick my ass.

Hellga- "Thats a huge bitch" 6'1 205...this former strongwoman is my height and has 40 pounds on me. eeek!

Completely unrelated: A portrait of me taken by my lovely, talented and beautiful friend Kamila Wysocka